Top 10 Things Learned in Germany
10. Ham is actually a vegetable!!
9. Rainy days suck – even in great cities.
8. No one will ever use “pretty” and “neighborhood” near a train station.
7. Watch for bikes – especially in pedestrian areas.
6. The word “jumbo” is important – especially if it appears before the word “donair”.
5. Beware the “pee” tax – always have 50 cents in your pocket.
4. Every church comes with its own scaffolding and crane. Stoopid German pope.
3. Schnitzel is a German word which means “piece of meat larger than your head”.
2. Beer is cheaper than water.
1. We’re really going to miss this place!